MY FIRST KISS
Do you remember your first kiss? Here is mine...
From the height of my wisdom at the age of 17, I was charmed by a 20-year-old girl. Our dating began at a slow pace. So slow that the kiss, a real one, took time to happen...
After a long rehearsal, it was time: the two of us in the living room, time to go home, already missing each other... It was the right time!
I closed my eyes and took a deep breath. I put my hand around the neck. (Hers, of course!)
I opened my better eye - checking the angle and distance - closed it again and... Splash!
It was ok, until she started sucking the air, taking my breath away. I had an idea:
"Before one of us faints, I'm going to BLOW!"
I blew it.
The air came in through her mouth, came out through her nose, and made a noise like a trumpet!
We opened our eyes, frightened. My first kiss was over.
Guess what? This episode even got me off the hook!
I can tell you next time...