Top Birthday Quotes
Quotations for Birthdays

I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. ~George Carlin

If you carry your childhood with you, you will never get old. ~Abraham Sutzkever

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~Bob Hope

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives. ~Bernard Baruch

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Asquith

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~Lucille Ball

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. ~Mark Twain

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents... and only one for birthday presents, you know. ~Lewis Carroll Welcome to Top Birthday Quotes. Here you will find famous quotes to inspire your day.

"I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius." ~George Carlin

"If you carry your childhood with you, you will never get old." ~Abraham Sutzkever

"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional." ~Chili Davis

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." ~Bob Hope

"Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives." ~Bernard Baruch

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life." ~Herbert Asquith

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~Lucille Ball

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. ~Mark Twain

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents... and only one for birthday presents, you know. ~Lewis Carroll

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